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A Difficult Woman

I would imagine it would be difficult to date you. You seem like you’d be hard to please. What’s wrong with your face? You’re going to die alone. You’re too picky. Loosen up. You’re intimidating. You’re unapproachable.
So, I haven’t had sex in a year. I haven’t been in a relationship in close to six years. (Side note: If it hadn’t been for a barely-a-fling with an ex-boyfriend last fall, did you know I actually haven’t had sex in three years? With a different ex-boyfriend?) This is not the first time this has happened. Not to brag or anything, but I’ve gone two and a half years before without doing it. I am 32 years old.
I’ve made brief appearances on online dating, OK Cupid, Tinder. The last and final time I deleted Tinder was back in February while I was sitting on the toilet at work. I felt this was the most appropriate place for me to disengage with the art of swiping left as it was the most representative of my attitude towards the idea of a contrived love life. Once I deleted my p…